Freebsd Fortunes 6

There is no such thing as a free lunch.

There is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you in its hands.

There is no such thing as an ugly woman -- there are only
the ones who do not know how to make themselves attractive.
                -- Christian Dior

There is no such thing as inner peace.  There is only nervousness or death.
Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behaviour.
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life"

There is no such thing as pure pleasure;
some anxiety always goes with it.

There is no time like the pleasant.

There is no time like the present
for postponing what you ought to be doing.

There is not a man in the country that can't make a living for himself and
family.  But he can't make a living for them *and* his government, too,
the way his government is living.  What the government has got to do is
live as cheap as the people.
                -- The Best of Will Rogers

There is not much to choose between a woman who deceives
us for another, and a woman who deceives another for ourselves.
                -- Augier

There is not opinion so absurd that some philosopher will not express it.
                -- Marcus Tullius Cicero, "Ad familiares"