Freebsd Fortunes 6

There isn't room enough in this dress for both of us!

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world; those who
constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those
who do not.
                -- Robert Benchley

There must be at least 500,000,000 rats in the United
States; of course, I never heard the story before.

There must be more to life than having everything.
                -- Maurice Sendak

There never was a good war or a bad peace.
                -- B. Franklin

There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well.  The
king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land.  He also wished
in his heart that the son ould be wise and compassionate.  One day he said
to the prince:
        "If you promised that you would give a certain women anything, even
half of your kingdom, and then she demanded the life of your best friend,
what would your decision be, my son?"
        The young prince thought for a moment and then said, "I would tell
her that she was my best friend, and cut her head off."
        The king knew that his son would be a great king.

There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well.  The
king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land.  He also wished
in his heart that the son ould be wise and compassionate.  One day he said
to the prince:
        "If you promised that you would give a certain women anything, even
half of your kingdom, and then she demanded the life of your best friend,
what would your decision be, my son?"
        The young prince thought for a moment and then said, "I would tell
her that the life of my best friend did not lie in the half of the kingdom
that I had promised."
        The king knew that his son would be a great king.

There seems no plan because it is all plan.
                -- C.S. Lewis

There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."
                -- C.S. Lewis, "The Chronicles of Narnia"

There was a little girl
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good
And when she was bad, she was very, very popular.
                -- Max Miller, "The Max Miller Blue Book"