Freebsd Fortunes 6

Systems have sub-systems and sub-systems have sub-systems and so on ad
infinitum -- which is why we're always starting over.
                -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982

Systems programmer:
        A person in sandals who has been in the elevator with the senior
        vice president and is ultimately responsible for a phone call you
        are to receive from your boss.

Systems programmers are the high priests of a low cult.
                -- R.S. Barton

T:      One big monster, he called TROLL.
        He don't rock, and he don't roll;
        Drink no wine, and smoke no stogies.
        He just Love To Eat Them Roguies.
                -- The Roguelet's ABC

TACKY:
        Serving grape kool-aid at religious functions.

TACT:
        The unsaid part of what you're thinking.

Tact consists in knowing how far to go in going too far.
                -- Jean Cocteau

Tact in audacity is knowing how far you can go without going too far.
                -- Jean Cocteau

Tact is the ability to tell a man he has
an open mind when he has a hole in his head.

Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.