Freebsd Fortunes 6

Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
                -- Judy Garland, "Wizard of Oz"

Tourists -- have some fun with New York's hard-boiled cabbies.  When you
get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay?  I was hitch-hiking."
                -- David Letterman

Tout choses sont dites deja, mais comme
personne n'ecoute, il faut toujours recommencer.
                -- A. Gide

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
                -- David Letterman

TRANSACTION CANCELLED - FARECARD RETURNED

TRANSFER:
        A promotion you receive on the condition that you leave town.

TRANSPARENT:
        Being or pertaining to an existing, nontangible object.
        "It's there, but you can't see it"
                -- IBM System/360 announcement, 1964.

VIRTUAL:
        Being or pertaining to a tangible, nonexistent object.
        "I can see it, but it's not there."
                -- Lady Macbeth.

TRANSVESTITE:
        Someone who spends his junior year at college abroad.

Trap full -- please empty.

TRAVEL:
        Something that makes you feel like you're getting somewhere.