|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2011 of 2171|
Unfortunately, most programmers like to play with new toys. I have many
friends who, immediately upon buying a snakebite kit, would be tempted to
throw the first person they see to the ground, tie the tourniquet on him,
slash him with the knife, and apply suction to the wound.
-- Jon Bentley
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2012 of 2171|
Unhappy the land that needs heroes.
-- Bertolt Brecht
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2013 of 2171|
A dues-paying club workers wield to strike management.
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2014 of 2171|
United Nations, New York, December 25. The peace and joy of the Christmas
season was marred by a proclamation of a general strike of all the military
forces of the world. Panic reigns in the hearts of all the patriots of
every persuasion. Meanwhile, fears of universal disaster sank to an all-time
low over the world.
-- Isaac Asimov
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2015 of 2171|
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2016 of 2171|
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2017 of 2171|
Universities are places of knowledge. The freshman each bring a little
in with them, and the seniors take none away, so knowledge accumulates.
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2018 of 2171|
Like a software house, except the software's free, and it's
usable, and it works, and if it breaks they'll quickly tell
you how to fix it, and...
[Okay, okay, I'll leave it in, but I think you're destroying
the credibility of the entire fortune program. Ed.]
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2019 of 2171|
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2020 of 2171|
UNIX enhancements aren't.