Freebsd Fortunes: 2628 of 3566 |
"Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist
drivel; Star Trek can turn your brains to pur'ee of bat guano; and the
greatest science fiction series of all time is Doctor Who! And I'll
take you all on, one-by-one or all in a bunch to back it up!"
-- Harlan Ellison
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2629 of 3566 |
Stay away from flying saucers today.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2630 of 3566 |
Stay away from hurricanes for a while.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2631 of 3566 |
"Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly."
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2632 of 3566 |
Steele's Plagiarism of Somebody's Philosophy:
Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have
another drink.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2633 of 3566 |
Steinbach's Guideline for Systems Programming:
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to
handle.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2634 of 3566 |
Stop searching. Happiness is right next to you.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2635 of 3566 |
Stop searching. Happiness is right next to you. Now, if they'd only
take a bath ...
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2636 of 3566 |
Stult's Report:
Our problems are mostly behind us. What we have to do now is
fight the solutions.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2637 of 3566 |
Stupid, n.:
Losing $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay.
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