Humor: Tuesday January 10, 2012 - Best of Fortunes Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms...
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Jan 22, 2025
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday January 10, 2012


A handsome young rodent named Gratian As a lifeguard became...
A handsome young rodent named Gratian As a lifeguard became a sensation. All the lady mice waved And screamed to be saved By his mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.

... it is easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness...
... it is easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of them by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. In other words... their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws. --...

Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday January 10, 2012
JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec
12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031
All Time Best  |  Year's Best  |  Month's Best  |  Today's Best
Best of Fortunes Worst of Fortunes
20252024202320222021
20202019201820172016
20152014201320122011
2008200720062005 
20252024202320222021
20202019201820172016
20152014201320122011
2008200720062005 
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes