Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday January 14, 2012

A young man with passions quite gingery Tore a hole in...
A young man with passions quite gingery Tore a hole in his sister's best lingerie. He slapped her behind And made up his mind To add incest to insult and injury.

Q: What's the difference between the 1950's and...
Q: What's the difference between the 1950's and the 1980's? A: In the 80's, a man walks into a drugstore and states loudly, "I'd like some condoms," and then, leaning over the counter, whispers, "and some...