Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday January 4, 2012

I loved her with a love thirsty and desperate. I felt that...
I loved her with a love thirsty and desperate. I felt that we two might commit some act so atrocious that the world, seeing us, would find it irresistible. -- Gene Wolfe, "The Shadow of the Torturer"

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

FROZEN ENTREES may be flung by members of opposing SWANSON...
FROZEN ENTREES may be flung by members of opposing SWANSON SECTS ...