Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday January 3, 2012

Above all things, reverence yourself.
Above all things, reverence yourself.

A is for awk, which runs like a snail, and B is for biff, which...
A is for awk, which runs like a snail, and B is for biff, which reads all your mail. C is for cc, as hackers recall, while D is for dd, the command that does all. E is for emacs, which rebinds your keys, and F is for fsck, which rebuilds your trees. G...