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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday May 19, 2012


Bondage maybe, discipline never! -- T.K.
Bondage maybe, discipline never! -- T.K.

Reach into the thoughts of friends, And find they do not know...
Reach into the thoughts of friends, And find they do not know your name. Squeeze the teddy bear too tight, And watch the feathers burst the seams. Touch the stained glass with your cheek, And feel its chill upon your blood. Hold a candle to...

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