Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday May 23, 2012

Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin'...
Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone. -- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"

At ebb tide I wrote a line upon the sand, and gave it all...
At ebb tide I wrote a line upon the sand, and gave it all my heart and all my soul. At flood tide I returned to read what I had inscribed and found my ignorance upon the shore. -- Kahlil Gibran

Before you ask more questions, think about whether you really...
Before you ask more questions, think about whether you really want to know the answers. -- Gene Wolfe, "The Claw of the Conciliator"

By protracting life, we do not deduct one jot from the duration...
By protracting life, we do not deduct one jot from the duration of death. -- Titus Lucretius Carus