Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday May 25, 2012

May those that love us love us; and those that don't love us,...
May those that love us love us; and those that don't love us, may God turn their hearts; and if he doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping.

People think love is an emotion. Love is good sense...
People think love is an emotion. Love is good sense. -- Ken Kesey

You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.
You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.

While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on...
While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on a ladder. Her position to Titian Suggested coition, So he leapt up the ladder and had 'er.