Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday May 22, 2012

There was once a programmer who was attached to the court...
There was once a programmer who was attached to the court of the warlord of Wu. The warlord asked the programmer: "Which is easier to design: an accounting package or an operating system?" "An operating system," replied...

Now I know someone out there is going to claim, "Well...
Now I know someone out there is going to claim, "Well then, UNIX is intuitive, because you only need to learn 5000 commands, and then everything else follows from that! Har har har!" (Andy Bates in comp.os.linux.misc, on "intuitive...

Words must be weighed, not counted.
Words must be weighed, not counted.