Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday February 10, 2014

Any father who thinks he's all important should remind himself...
Any father who thinks he's all important should remind himself that this country honors fathers only one day a year while pickles get a whole week.

There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled some raw gin...
There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled some raw gin on his weeny. Just to be couth, He added vermouth, And slipped his girlfriend a martini.