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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday February 8, 2014


There was a bluestocking in Florence Wrote anti-sex pamphlets...
There was a bluestocking in Florence Wrote anti-sex pamphlets in torrents, Till a Spanish grandee, Got her off with his knee, And she burned all her works with abhorrence.

Big M, Little M, many mumbling mice Are making midnight music...
Big M, Little M, many mumbling mice Are making midnight music in the moonlight, Mighty nice!

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