Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday February 13, 2014

Do not try to solve all life's problems at once -- learn...
Do not try to solve all life's problems at once -- learn to dread each day as it comes. -- Donald Kaul

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

There was a young girl of Darjeeling Who could dance with such...
There was a young girl of Darjeeling Who could dance with such exquisite feeling There was never a sound For miles around Save of fly-buttons hitting the ceiling.

Planet Claire has pink hair. All the trees are red. No one ever...
Planet Claire has pink hair. All the trees are red. No one ever dies there. No one has a head....