Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday February 20, 2014

As the breeches-buoy swing towards the rocks, Its occupant...
As the breeches-buoy swing towards the rocks, Its occupant cried, "Save my socks! I could not bear the loss, For with scarlet silk floss My mama has embroidered their clocks." -- Edward Gorey

Each new user of a new system uncovers a new class of bugs...
Each new user of a new system uncovers a new class of bugs. -- Kernighan

Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind...
Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind you, To tell you something I know nothing about. Since next Thursday will be Good Friday, There will be a fathers' meeting, for mothers only. Wear your best clothes, if you don't have any,...