Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday February 12, 2014

I just got off the phone with Sonny Barger [President of...
I just got off the phone with Sonny Barger [President of the Hell's Angels]. He wants me to appear as a character witness for him at his murder trial and said he'd be glad to appear as a character witness on my behalf if I ever needed one. Needless...

QOTD: I'm not bald -- I'm "hair...
QOTD: I'm not bald -- I'm "hair challenged". [I thought that was "differently haired". Ed.]

There was a young gaucho named Bruno Who said, "Screwing...
There was a young gaucho named Bruno Who said, "Screwing is one thing I do know. A woman is fine, And a sheep is divine, But a llama is Numero Uno."

Up against the net, redneck mother, Mother who has raised your...
Up against the net, redneck mother, Mother who has raised your son so well; He's seventeen and hackin' on a Macintosh, Flaming spelling errors and raisin' hell...