Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday April 10, 2014

I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because...
I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because I couldn't afford a desk. Then I saw her. This tall blond lady. She must have been tall because I was on the third floor. She rolled her deep blue eyes towards me. I picked them up and rolled...

A woman can never be too rich or too thin.
A woman can never be too rich or too thin.

Are there those in the land of the brave Who can tell me how...
Are there those in the land of the brave Who can tell me how I should behave When I am disgraced Because I erased A file I intended to save?