Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday April 15, 2014

There once was a man from Sydney Who could put it up to...
There once was a man from Sydney Who could put it up to her kidney. But the man from Quebec Put it up to her neck; He had a big one, now didn't he?

RACF is a four letter word.
RACF is a four letter word.

God is a comic playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh.
God is a comic playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh.