Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday April 19, 2014
There once was a man from Racine,
Who invented a screwing...There once was a man from Racine,
Who invented a screwing machine.
Both concave and convex,
It could please either sex,
But, oh, what a bastard to clean! There once was a man named McGruder,
Who canoed with a girl...There once was a man named McGruder,
Who canoed with a girl in Bermuder.
But the girl thought it crude,
To be wooed in the nude,
So McGru took an oar and subduder.
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday April 19, 2014
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