Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday April 11, 2014

DROP THE DAMN BEAR!!! -- The Adventurer
DROP THE DAMN BEAR!!! -- The Adventurer

There was a young man from Calcutta Who was heard in his beard...
There was a young man from Calcutta Who was heard in his beard to mutter, "If her Bartholin glands Don't respond to my hands, I'm afraid I shall have to use butter."

There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long...
There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, While wiping his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

It is a simple task to make things complex, but a complex task...
It is a simple task to make things complex, but a complex task to make them simple.