Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday April 2, 2014

There was a young lady from Norway Who hung by her heels in...
There was a young lady from Norway Who hung by her heels in a doorway. She told her young man, "Get off the divan, I think I've discovered one more way "

"The mark of an immature man is that he wants to die nobly...
"The mark of an immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one." -- William Stekel

My godda bless, never I see sucha people. --...
My godda bless, never I see sucha people. -- Signor Piozzi, quoted by Cecilia Thrale