Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday April 3, 2014

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

What the gods would destroy they first submit to an IEEE...
What the gods would destroy they first submit to an IEEE standards committee.

The glances over cocktails That seemed to be so sweet Don't...
The glances over cocktails That seemed to be so sweet Don't seem quite so amorous Over Shredded Wheat