Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday January 2, 2015

Checkuary, n.: The thirteenth month of the year...
Checkuary, n.: The thirteenth month of the year. Begins New Year's Day and ends when a person stops absentmindedly writing the old year on his checks.

Perhaps the most widespread illusion is that if we were...
Perhaps the most widespread illusion is that if we were in power we would behave very differently from those who now hold it -- when, in truth, in order to get power we would have to become very much like them. (Lenin's fatal mistake, both in theory...

A young man grew increasingly peaky In a house where the hinges...
A young man grew increasingly peaky In a house where the hinges were squeaky, The ferns curled up brown, The ceilings flaked down, And all of the faucets were leaky. -- Edward Gorey