Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday January 16, 2015

Confessions may be good for the soul, but they are bad for...
Confessions may be good for the soul, but they are bad for the reputation. -- Lord Thomas Dewar

There was a young lady named Blount Who had a rectangular...
There was a young lady named Blount Who had a rectangular cunt. She learned for diversion Posterior perversion, Since no one could fit here in front.

There was a young lady of Gaza Who shaved her cunt bare with...
There was a young lady of Gaza Who shaved her cunt bare with a razor. The crabs, in a lump, Made tracks to her rump - This passing parade did amaze her.

2180, U.S. History question: What 20th Century U.S...
2180, U.S. History question: What 20th Century U.S. President was almost impeached and what office did he later hold?