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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday January 4, 2015


Parker's Law: Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes...
Parker's Law: Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

In order to discover who you are, first learn who everybody...
In order to discover who you are, first learn who everybody else is; you're what's left.

There was a young lady from Spain Who got sick as she rode on...
There was a young lady from Spain Who got sick as she rode on a train; Not once, but again, And again, and again, And again, and again, and again.

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