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COMPASS [for the CDC-6000 series] is the sort of assembler
one expects from a corporation whose president codes in octal.
-- J.N. Gray
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Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses,
is in the eye of the beholder.
-- Dr. Laurence J. Peter
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Competitive fury is not always anger. It is the true missionary's
courage and zeal in facing the possibility that one's best may not
be enough.
-- Gene Scott
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COMPLEX SYSTEM:
One with real problems and imaginary profits.
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COMPLIMENT:
When you say something to another which everyone knows isn't true.
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compuberty, n:
The uncomfortable period of emotional and hormonal changes a
computer experiences when the operating system is upgraded and
a sun4 is put online sharing files.
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COMPUTER:
An electronic entity which performs sequences of useful steps in a
totally understandable, rigorously logical manner. If you believe
this, see me about a bridge I have for sale in Manhattan.
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Computer programmers do it byte by byte.
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Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
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Computer programs expand so as to fill the core available.
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