Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday October 19, 2016

Whether you can hear it or not, The Universe is laughing behind...
Whether you can hear it or not, The Universe is laughing behind your back.

In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking...
In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam, And loud was his mirth For on all of the earth There were only two balls -- and he had 'em.

There was a young girl named Heather Whose twitcher was made...
There was a young girl named Heather Whose twitcher was made out of leather. She made a queer noise, Which attracted the boys, By flapping the edges together.