Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday October 8, 2016

There was a young girl of Aberystwyth Who screwed every...
There was a young girl of Aberystwyth Who screwed every man that she kissed with. She tickled the balls Of the men in the halls, And pulled on the prongs that they pissed with.

There was a young physicist named Fisk Whose lovemaking...
There was a young physicist named Fisk Whose lovemaking was rather brisk. So quick was his action, The Lorentz Contraction Shortened his rod to a disc !!

In a display of perverse brilliance, Carl the repairman...
In a display of perverse brilliance, Carl the repairman mistakes a room humidifier for a mid-range computer but manages to tie it into the network anyway. -- The 5th Wave