Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday October 22, 2016

There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a screwing...
There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a screwing machine. Both concave and convex, It could please either sex, But, oh, what a bastard to clean!

The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.
The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.

Come live with me and be my love, And we will some...
Come live with me and be my love, And we will some new pleasures prove Of golden sands and crystal brooks With silken lines, and silver hooks. There's nothing that I wouldn't do If you would be my POSSLQ. You live with me, and I with you, And you will...