Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday October 13, 2016

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

There was a young fellow of Warwick Who had reason for feeling...
There was a young fellow of Warwick Who had reason for feeling euphoric, For he could by election Have triune erection: Ionic, Corinthian, and Doric.

"Our vision is to speed up time, eventually eliminating...
"Our vision is to speed up time, eventually eliminating it." -- Alex Schure

Air pollution is really making us pay through the nose.
Air pollution is really making us pay through the nose.