Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday October 11, 2016

What upsets me is not that you lied to me, but that from now...
What upsets me is not that you lied to me, but that from now on I can no longer believe you. -- Nietzsche

There once was a lawyer named Rex With minuscule organs...
There once was a lawyer named Rex With minuscule organs of sex. Arraigned for exposure, He maintained with composure, "De minimis non curat lex." [Trans: the law does not concern itself with small things. Ed.]

There once was a man from Sandem Who was making his girl on...
There once was a man from Sandem Who was making his girl on a tandem. At the peak of the make She jammed on the brake And scattered his semen at random.

There was an old man of Tagore Whose tool was a yard long...
There was an old man of Tagore Whose tool was a yard long or more, So he wore the damn thing In a surgical sling To keep it from wiping the floor.

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.