Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday October 31, 2016

There was a young girl named Saphire Who succumbed to...
There was a young girl named Saphire Who succumbed to her lovers desire. She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?"

There was a young girl of Detroit Who at fucking was very...
There was a young girl of Detroit Who at fucking was very adroit: She could squeeze her vagina To a pin-point, or finer, Or open it out like a quoit. And she had a friend named Durand Whose cock could contract or expand. He could...

There was a young harlot from Kew Who filled her vagina with...
There was a young harlot from Kew Who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it too."

There was a young man from Lynn Whose cock was the size of...
There was a young man from Lynn Whose cock was the size of a pin. Said his girl with a laugh As she felt his staff, "This won't be much of a sin."

Weinberg's Second Law: If builders built buildings...
Weinberg's Second Law: If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

well-adjusted, adj.: The ability to play bridge or golf...
well-adjusted, adj.: The ability to play bridge or golf as if they were games.

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.