Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday May 24, 2016

We was playin' the Homestead Grays in the city of Pitchburgh...
We was playin' the Homestead Grays in the city of Pitchburgh. Josh [Gibson] comes up in the last of the ninth with a man on and us a run behind. Well, he hit one. The Grays waited around and waited around, but finally the empire rules it ain't comin'...

Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes...
Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. -- J.R.R. Tolkien

Zounds! I was never so bethumped with words since I first...
Zounds! I was never so bethumped with words since I first called my brother's father dad. -- William Shakespeare, "Kind John"