Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday May 9, 2016
You are never given a wish without also being given the
power...You are never given a wish without also being given the
power to make it true. You may have to work for it, however.
-- R. Bach, "Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for
the Advanced Soul" There once was a gaucho named Bruno,
Who said, "About sex,...There once was a gaucho named Bruno,
Who said, "About sex, well, I do know,
Sheep are just fine,
Chickens, divine,
But iguanas are Numero Uno."
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday May 9, 2016
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