Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday May 29, 2016

Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning...
Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable...

There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that...
There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went.

In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much...
In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.