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F u cn rd ths u cnt spl wrth a dm!
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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
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Fairy Tale, n.:
A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.
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Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic
without looking to see whether the seeds move.
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Faith, n:
That quality which enables us to believe what we know to be
untrue.
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Fakir, n:
A psychologist whose charismatic data have inspired almost
religious devotion in his followers, even though the sources seem to
have shinnied up a rope and vanished.
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Familiarity breeds attempt
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Families, when a child is born
Want it to be intelligent.
I, through intelligence,
Having wrecked my whole life,
Only hope the baby will prove
Ignorant and stupid.
Then he will crown a tranquil life
By becoming a Cabinet Minister
-- Su Tung-p'o
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Famous, adj.:
Conspicuously miserable.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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