Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday July 7, 2018
There once was a bishop from Birmingham
Who deflowered young...There once was a bishop from Birmingham
Who deflowered young girls while confirming 'em.
As they knelt on the hassock
He lifted his cassock
And slipped his episcopal worm in 'em. There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long...There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it! There was a young fellow named Skinner
Who took a young lady...There was a young fellow named Skinner
Who took a young lady to dinner
At a quarter to nine,
They sat down to dine,
At twenty to ten it was in her.
The dinner, not Skinner -- Skinner was in her before dinner.
There was a young fellow... There was a young gaucho named Bruno
Who said, "There...There was a young gaucho named Bruno
Who said, "There is one thing I do know,
Women are fine
And children devine,
But the llama is numero uno." There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long...There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
While wiping his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday July 7, 2018
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