Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday July 1, 2018

T-shirt: Life is *not* a Cabaret, and stop calling...
T-shirt: Life is *not* a Cabaret, and stop calling me chum!

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

Oh give me your pity! I'm on a committee, ...
Oh give me your pity! I'm on a committee, We attend and amend Which means that from morning And contend and defend to night, Without a conclusion in sight. We confer and concur, We defer...