Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday July 6, 2018

There once was a husky young Viking Whose sexual prowess...
There once was a husky young Viking Whose sexual prowess was striking. Every time he got hot He would scour the twat Of some girl that might be to his liking.

There was a young girl of LLewellyn Whose breasts were as...
There was a young girl of LLewellyn Whose breasts were as big as a melon. They were big it is true, But her cunt was big too, Like a bifocal, full-color, aerial view Of Cape Horn and the Straits of Magellan.

There was a young lady from Wheeling Who had a peculiar...
There was a young lady from Wheeling Who had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back And tickled her crack And pissed all over the ceiling.

There was a young man named Crockett Whose balls got caught...
There was a young man named Crockett Whose balls got caught in a socket. His wife was a bitch, Yeah, she threw the switch, And Crockett went off like a rocket.