Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday July 30, 2018

If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it's still...
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it's still a foolish thing. -- Bertrand Russell

If food be the music of love, eat up, eat up.
If food be the music of love, eat up, eat up.

There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years...
There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years for his chance; Then he muffed it...

There was a young lady in Reno, Who lost all her dough playing...
There was a young lady in Reno, Who lost all her dough playing Keno. But she lay on her back, And opened her crack, So now she owns the Casino!

Oh, give me a locus where the gravitons focus Where...
Oh, give me a locus where the gravitons focus Where the three-body problem is solved, Where the microwaves play down at three degrees K, And the cold virus never evolved. (chorus) We eat algea pie, our vacuum...