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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday July 9, 2018


There was a young woman of Condover Whose husband had ceased...
There was a young woman of Condover Whose husband had ceased to be fond of 'er. Her pussy was juicy, Her arse soft and goosey, But peroxide had now made a blonde of 'er.

Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3 -- not even for large...
Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3 -- not even for large values of 2.

Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.
Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.

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