Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday July 19, 2018

"You can't have everything. Where would you...
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Steven Wright

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

You can't hold a man down without staying down with him...
You can't hold a man down without staying down with him. -- Booker T. Washington

Your computer account is overdrawn. Please reauthorize.
Your computer account is overdrawn. Please reauthorize.

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

Fatal Error: Found [MS-Windows] System -> Repartitioning...
Fatal Error: Found [MS-Windows] System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux... (By cbbrown@io.org, Christopher Browne)