Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday July 5, 2018

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover...
Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.

There once was a miner named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in...
There once was a miner named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in his cave. She was ugly as shit, And missing one tit, But think of the money he saves.

There was a young girl of Aberystwyth Who screwed every...
There was a young girl of Aberystwyth Who screwed every man that she kissed with. She tickled the balls Of the men in the halls, And pulled on the prongs that they pissed with.

There was a young monk from Tibet And this is the damnedest...
There was a young monk from Tibet And this is the damnedest one yet His cock was so long And incredibly strong That he buggered six Greeks en brochette.