Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday July 20, 2018

In the long run, every program becomes rococco, and then...
In the long run, every program becomes rococco, and then rubble. -- Alan Perlis

Your business will assume vast proportions.
Your business will assume vast proportions.

A certain young sheik of Algiers Said to his harem, "My...
A certain young sheik of Algiers Said to his harem, "My dears, Though you may think it odd of me, I'm tired of just sodomy Let's try straight fucking." (loud cheers!)

There was a young woman of Cheadle, Who once gave the clap to...
There was a young woman of Cheadle, Who once gave the clap to a beadle. Said she, "Does it itch?" "It does, you damned bitch, And it burns like hell-fire when I peedle."

There was an old count of Swoboda Who would not pay a whore...
There was an old count of Swoboda Who would not pay a whore what he owed her. So, with great savoir-faire, She stood on a chair And pissed in his whiskey-and-soda.