Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday June 23, 2020

We dedicate this to the cunt, The kind the broad-minded guys...
We dedicate this to the cunt, The kind the broad-minded guys hunt : All hail to the twat, Willing, thrilling, and hot, That wears peckers down, limp and blunt!

No, my friend, the way to have good and safe government, is...
No, my friend, the way to have good and safe government, is not to trust it all to one, but to divide it among the many, distributing to every one exactly the functions he is competent to. It is by dividing and subdividing these republics from...

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment...
The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding. -- Justice Louis D. Brandeis