Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday June 16, 2020

There once were two women from Birmingham. And this is...
There once were two women from Birmingham. And this is the story concerning 'em. They lifted the frock And fondled the cock Of the bishop as he was confirming 'em.

There was a young fellow named Skinner Who took a young lady...
There was a young fellow named Skinner Who took a young lady to dinner At a quarter to nine, They sat down to dine, At twenty to ten it was in her. The dinner, not Skinner -- Skinner was in her before dinner. There was a young fellow...

Under the spreading chestnut tree The village smith he sat, ...
Under the spreading chestnut tree The village smith he sat, Amusing himself By abusing himself And catching the load in his hat.

You will be winged by an anti-aircraft battery.
You will be winged by an anti-aircraft battery.