Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday June 30, 2020

"355/113 -- Not the famous irrational number PI, but...
"355/113 -- Not the famous irrational number PI, but an incredible simulation!"

A master was explaining the nature of Tao to one...
A master was explaining the nature of Tao to one of his novices. "The Tao is embodied in all software -- regardless of how insignificant," said the master. "Is Tao in a hand-held calculator?" asked the novice...

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos...
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants, I come before you to stand behind you To tell you of something I know nothing about. Next Thursday (which is good Friday), There will be a convention held in the Women's...